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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): @@ WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPGRADE YOUR MAN!! :)
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MOLID

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 10:34 am
I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY READING THIS JOKE. AND ONLY THE POSSITIVE COMMENTS ARE WELCOME.

DESPERATE WIFE: LAST YEAR I UPGRADED MY MAN FROM A BOYFRIEND TO A HUBAND. AFTER 9 MONTHS HE BECAME TOO SLOW AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?

TECH SUPPORT: LET ME TROUBLESHOOT THE PROBLEM. EH.. DO YOU USE THE INTERNET(BED)FREQUENTLY?
DESPERATE WIFE: YES, AT LEAST FIVE TIME A DAY. IS THAT A PROBLEM SIR?
TECH SUPPORT: I GUESS, YOU OVERLIMMITED THE ACCESS(xxx). AND THE COMPUTER OUT OF MEMORY?
DESPERATE WIFE: THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO?
TECH SUPPORT: FIRST, DON'T ATTEMPT INSTALLING MOTHERINLAW SOFTWARE BECAUSE IT CAUSES SYSTEM FAILURE(DIVORCE), ORNEW BOYFRIEND SOFTWARE. I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TO LIMIT THE ACCESS AND INSTALL THE VIAGRA SOFTWARE TO HELP THE PERFORMANCE, AND I BELIEVE THE HUSBAND SOFTWARE CAN BE GREAT PROGRAMM.
DESPERATE WIFE: THANKS, SIR.