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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): FUNNY BLACK VS WHITE POEM *****MUST READ*****
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sm

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 10:48 pm
writen by smackpear


>>> >>Dear white fella, Couple things you should know
>>> >>
>>> >>When I born, I black
>>> >>When I grow up, I black
>>> >>When I go in the sun, I black
>>> >>When I cold, I black
>>> >>When I scared, I black
>>> >>When I sick, I black
>>> >>And when I die, I still black
>>> >>
>>> >>You white fella,
>>> >>When you born, you pink
>>> >>When you grow up, you white
>>> >>When you go in the sun, you red
>>> >>When you cold, you blue
>>> >>When you scared, you yellow
>>> >>When you sick, you green
>>> >>And when you die, you grey.
>>> >>And you have the nerve to call me colored?
>>> >>

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OUTLAW

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 01:46 am
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNYEST •••• I HEARD 2001

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 09:24 am
At first i thought"what is this guy trying to get to?" but then I read the whole thing and it was soo cool and kinda funny. But I'm kinda wondering did u come up with this poem yourself because if u did your pretty talented.

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ROLMEO

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:07 pm
SM BRO THAT WAS THE BOMB STILL LAUGHING KEEP THEM COMING BRO

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HOEHOLD

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:10 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MAN
TRUE THINGS ABOUT WHITES FO SHO.

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anonymos

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 08:24 pm
black ppl had nothing to do with the white ppl cuz they aren't alike and just however the white ppl are cunsuri and hater although the some black are like that seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and i like the boem u wrote, it's funny and lol

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 06:08 am
U'r all on the late bus. I heard this joke back in the days '95.

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 01:48 pm
if you could have catched a joke in 95 yo must be old bastard.

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Anonymous

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 02:26 am
How does that make me old u fool, just because u got off the plane couple of years ago don't be made at me.

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HANA

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 09:52 am
I HAVE HEARD THAT POEM YEARS AGO, U R LATE
SMACKPEAR,
GIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE IT UP COS YOUR NOT FUNNY

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SeD....

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 11:21 pm
LOL! SM.....Keep 'em coming...N don't pay a single attention these..."if you could have catched a joke in 95 yo must be old '''''''"hahhahahaLOL

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SeD...

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 11:45 pm
This a story I must share with y'all!

Once I was passing through a shop where 3 RedNecks(whites) were sitting out side. So, one of them said" U want some Banana MONKEY?" I looked at them with anger on my face then I told 'em:"Have U ever SHAVED a MONKEYS? They Got SAME COLOR U HAVE!" One of 'em got mad N ran 2word me then hit me, so the other 2. I stabbed with a knife each of 'em. Eventhought, I went to Jail but I won the case..Heheh

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ms ?who?

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 12:45 am
you all chating shet go home and do ur cooking cloure is alweys a cloure blood go to hell that is not a funny mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAPPY GIRL

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 12:16 am
AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU ARE ALL FUNNY
TO MS ?WHO? WE ALL KNOW CLOURE IS ONELY CL BUT THAT CL U HAVE ?? WHAY ARE YOU SOO ANGRY?? I THINK SOME THING HABBENT TO YOU I MEAN SOME TOLD U " U ARE BLACK NIGER" AHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOOOOOOL I CAN'T STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP LOL GOOOOOOOD BYE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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JIGGA

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:34 am
YO THAT WAS FUNNY BRO OR SIS LOL LOL LOL
HANA I HKNOW WHO YOU R SO CONTACT ME ON MY E-MAIL YEAH .

JIGGA_2000 AT MADENIGGAZ.NET

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SHUUKE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:18 am
QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX I MEAN NOW THAT'S FUNNY QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAAAAAX YO MAN KEEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KEEP DOIN' YOUR THAANG COUSE U MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY DON'T MIND THESE PLAYER HATTERS SAYING THAT I HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE U JUST JEALOUS HANA AND THAT IDIOT WITH THE WEIRD NAME U GOTTA APPRECIATE AND CONGRATULATE AIGHT

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Nigga

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:46 pm
That's funny man..White people are so dum as you can get..we have the same joke in Norway...Black Power!!

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detective

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 12:15 pm
u fucking idiot
2 sm:
do u think we are fucking dumb, trying to make out that you wrote that, funnily enough i saw the exact same poem in da voice newspaper.
so dont try and take credit 4 something that u copyed off someone else.
dont imitate, innovate