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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): JUST F":OR THE LADIES.....
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shellman

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 12:26 am
ladies ladies ladies I need your openion and who eve give the best openion is ganna get especial treatment. Believe DAT.

there is one girl that Iam seeing now and i care her so much that i think of her when iam a lone,however,she has a girl freind who is tight too and Me and her kind off did some thing that we were not suppose to do , you Know what i mean. I though it was ganna be only one nite but she keep caming back for just little bit more.yeah, I know it is ugly satitution. but i kind off like this one too.like both of them and i don't think the first one would like this PS. So ladies yo'll know what it feels like to be in satitution or may be you have some kind of idea. Please feel free to say what is on your head. I kind of kow what to do but yet both of them are tight, skinny, they got this onion shape big ASS and being who Iam MAN I appreciated the big asses.
ladies please I am beggin you tell me what to do and teach me who to say Pretty sister Iam sorry but....:(:(:):):)

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 04:09 am
To-Shellman
How can u do that 2 someone u say that u care for. U must not care for much to do something like that , and 2 make it worse with her own friend.
My advice 2 u is come clean 2 u'r girl, cause the truth will come out sooner or later.
If u carry on with what u'r doing u'r going to hurt u'r present girl friend.Fugare out which one u want in u'r life, but from what u wrote it sounds like u already know.
The second one sounds like a slat, now don't get me wrong every one comes across that situation one point in there life but it is all about willpower.

I hope every thing works out for u even though u don't deserve it.

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shellman

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 06:14 pm
To anonymous
I thank you so much for your intellengcy words and every thing you said is ganna be very helpful even your closing statement where u said" I hope every thing works ou for you though you don't deserve." Your right, I NOw know what i did not thought about then.and the consequency is fucking hard. however I liked how you break it down for me Thanks thank you I can't say enough can I?
hey how about if I never say any thing and tell the second one to leave me a lone. would that work?

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Anonymous

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 02:11 am
To-Shellman
If u'r concise can deal with it, u got nothing to lose until u'r bite on the side opens her mouth.
Once again I think u should be honest with u'r girl.

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MUNA

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 04:47 am
TO SHELLMAN,
I KIND OF FEEL SORRY FOR U BECAUSE I KNOW HOW U FEEL, I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME POSITION BEFORE BUT I NEVER GOT OFF WITH THE FRIEND BUT IN YOUR SITUATION YOUR PLAYING BOTH GIRLS WHICH IS NOT FAIR. I KNOW WHAT IT FEEL'S TO LIKE TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME BUT DO YOUSELF AND THESE GIRLS A FAVOUR AND COME CLEAN OR OTHER WISE GET WITH THE ONE U WANT.IF U WANNA STAY WITH YOUR PRESENT GIRLFRIEND DON'T TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SOMTIMES WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT U. AND AS FOR HER FRIEND TELL HER THAT YOU CARE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU WANNA STOP MESSING ABOUT. IF SHE DOEN'T AGREE WITH U AND THREATEN'S TO TELL HER FRIEND, WHICH I THINK SHE WILL THEN I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER COMING FROM U AND NOT HER FRIEND.
LIFE IS TO SHORT TO MESS PEOPLE ABOUT ESPECIALLY IF YOU CARE ABOUT THEM. I WILL GIVE U ONE PEICE OF ADVICE NEVER GET BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FRIENDS BECAUSE I'M A GIRL AND BELEIVE ME I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT FROM PAST EXPERIENCE AND IT'S NOT A GOOD SITE.
I HOPE I HAVE PROVIDED USEFUL ADVICE TO U AND HOPE U GET WHAT U WANT
P.S PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT U DO OR U MIGHT REGRET IT LATER, MEANING HURTING THESE GIRLS.

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shellman

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 09:40 am
Thanks MUNA, your the greates and Ilike your advise, and how you compare it yours. Your thoughts were right on the money and I will try to aply in with my life style however I have one problem I care for this two grils and their sex as hell. I alse like women like I love basketball I mean I mean I got to have them YOu know what I mean and how i ended up this tight satitution explains all. Nevertheless I appreciated your advise and if you have any more to say pls Help the NIgga out. Would you.Much love to you MUNa:):):(

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MUNA

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 12:18 am
WAZ UP SHELLMAN,
I'M GLAD U FOUND MY ADVICE USEFUL AND BROTHER U R ONE CRAZY MAN. U KNOW THAT U CAN'T HAVE TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME AND THAT SOONER OR LATER THAT YOUR GOING HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER. OR YOUR GOING TO LOSE BOTH IF U CARRY ON THE WAY U DO.
NOONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THAT WAY AND I'M SURE U WOULD EITHER SO PLEASE MAKE A QUICK DECISION.
AND DO WHAT U FEEL IS RIGHT.(MEANING NOT KEEPING BOTH)LOL
ANYWAY BROTHER LET ME KNOW HOW THINGS WENT AND REMEMBER IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THEN SORRY.
PEACE AND LOVE,
MUNA
P.S.THE WAY U COMPARED YOUR LOVE FOR THESE WOMEN WITH YOUR SPORT REALLY CRACKED ME UP. U R ONE FUNNY GUY.