     RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 05:10 am
THERE GOES A MAN TO THE SHOP TO BUY 1 BREAD,1 TUNA,1 MILK N 1 PACKET OF SUGAR.THEN THE CASHIER TOLD HIM U MUST BE SINGLE N HE ASKED Y CUZ I'M BUYING 1 MILK, 1 BREAD, 1 TUNA N 1 SUGAR? THE CASHIER SAID NO CUZ UR UGLY LOL! |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:14 am
THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOVES TREES,SO HE PLANTED TALL ONES ALL OVER HIS GARDEN.UNFORTUNATELY,HIS NEIGHBOUR SUED HIM FOR DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!!! |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:19 am
MY LYING WIFE
I JUST FOUND OUT MY WIFE HAS BEEN LYING 2 ME EVERY MORNING SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA LEAVE ME BUT WHEN I COME HOME AT NIGHT SHE'S STILL THERE!! |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:23 am
DOCTOR AND NURSE
DOCTOR ASKED-HOW IS THE LITTLE BOY WHO SWALLOWED COINS?
NURSE SAID-NO CHANGE YET!!! LOL |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:36 am
WHY DID THE SKELETON CROSSED THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE BODY SHOP!! LOL.WAT SHAMPOO DOES BALD PEOPLE USE? SHOULDERS OR MAFUTA NAZI!! LOOOOOOOOL. |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:39 am
WHAT PET IS BEST 4 A CAR? I THINK IS CARPET!!! AHAHAA LOL. |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:46 am
A MAN ASKED AN OWNER OF A DOG HOW DO U STOP HIS SCRATCHING?I TAKE AWAY HIS LOTTERY CARD!! |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 07:50 am
WHY THE GRASS IS GREEN? CUZ THEY RAN OUT PF BLUE TO PAINT!!!
I KNOW A LITTLE HANI WHOSE NOSE IS COLD N RUNNY I SUPPOSE U THINK THIS IS FUNNY BUT IT'S NOT...LOL! |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 08:00 am
PATIENT=I GOT PROBLEM WITH MY EYES?
DOCTOR=I'LL GIVE U EYE VIAGRA!
PATIENT=4 WAT?
DOCTOR=2 LOOK HARD!! LOOOL |
| RIU | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 08:05 am
GEORGE W. BUSH JNR.
ISRAELS SAID THERE WILL NEVER SPEAK 2 PRESIDENT ELECT BUSH ABOUT PEACE PROCESS CUZ THE LAST TIME THEY TALKED 2 BUSH THEY SPENT 40YEARS IN THE WILDERNESS!!! LOL. |
| RUI | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 08:14 am
WHY DOES GIRRAFFES GOT LONG NECK? CUZ THEIR FEETS A SMELLY!!! LOL |
| Anonymous | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 10:29 am
ISakoh..
This rui boy is soo funny..
Hes used to study with me..
go on rui. |
