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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Too Many Husbands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Qalanjo

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 04:25 am
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night she told her new husband, "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you have
already been married 10 times?"

"Well, Husband No 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband No 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he would look into it and get back to me.

Husband No 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband No 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband No 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband No 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband No 7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband No 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband No 9 was Gynaecologist; all he ever did was look at it.

Husband No 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............God! I miss him!!

But now I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good", said the Lawyer, "but why?"

"Duh! You're a Lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Have fun wont ya!!!!!!!!!!!

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maria

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 04:48 pm
that's funny sis ,,,,,,,keep up he good work it realy made me laugh

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Amoore

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 05:18 am
Qalanjo dayum I alwayz enjoy ur jokes keep it up sweety..... Hey i feel a bit dissed since I'm a MAN LOL so take it easy with us won't u LOL

Hey sorry How can u chat with a girl LOL learning shukaansi now LOL get it another number 12
that waz a joke aight

Peace N Love
Keep ur head up honey
Cioa

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Suldaanka

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 04:03 pm
lol@ qalanjo
hahahahahaha
very nice joke.....thanks for the tip
i will stay away from all the above fields

Peace