Rules of terrorland, pirateland, moryanland and the resto of Somalia

[nextplaya]

Somalilanders are ignorant of Somalia.

1st rule of learning about Somalia is there is no somalia. There is moryanlands, piratelands, and hell of other hellholelands.

2nd rule of Somalia is get in the game. Don't complain otherwise when you get fucked over by

rule 3. They hellholelands wanna fuck each other over more than they wanna fuck you over

corollary to all the above rules. Don't get confused about the fuckers. meaning, if you get fucked over by faqashlanders from somalia, you best believe moryanlanders and others are more than willing to help you fuck over the faqashlanders and vice versa

[original dervish]

GOOJACAADE!