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I assume everybody here get's anonymous calls every now and then, to make a long story short...this girl called me up for few days and everything was going good until few nights ago, I was running to the masjid and told her "call be back--I'm running late to salaat".

she pauses and goes "you pray? Shocked "

I said yes

and she never called back. Laughing
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Dude, she sounds like a female Jinn. Shocked

Did you ever take a look at her feet to make sure she didn't have hooves instead of human legs? Laughing
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[quote="Koronto91"]Dude, she sounds like a female Jinn. Shocked

Did you ever take a look at her feet to make sure she didn't have hooves instead of human legs? Laughing[/quote]

or look around back for a tail like a kangaroo
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Laughing Laughing


no sxb....I'm not even sure I know her. It was an anonymous call and I was going along with the flow. I'm not trying to appear like a wadaad or what-ever but I guess some xaliimos find "some one who is religious" turn-off or uncool. Shocked
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You guys probably think I am kidding, but Jinns do exist and once in a while, humans & Jinn cross paths.

It happened to Umar Bin Khattab, Abu Hureyra, etc. It can happen!

On this issue though, she probably figured you were some Akhwan dude and didn't want to be bored with the usual "Ukhti, nafta baa ku jecel" speeches. Laughing
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koronto.......I dont know man, I'm a bit skeptical to jin and human crossing path, I'm not saying it never happened but what I am saying is go to somalia, everything is dismissed as "jin", some one could get sick, crazy etc and even doctors would say "qofkaan jin baa ku jiro".
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Advo,

I hear you! People say those things, because they are ignorant. But you should never doubt that Jinns exist, there is a whole verse in the Qur'an about a group of Jinn who came to the Prophet (saw) and became Muslims.

These encounters are not common, but they happen! And when they do, they can have bad consequences. The Jinn are more than us in number and technologically more advanced according to ahadeeth. They have Muslims and non-Muslims. The non-Muslims are greater in number and very harmful.

Our weapon against them is the Holly Qur'an, their power is nothing against us, if we don't follow them.

I heard all sorts of stories about them growing up, I doubt it was true though! Laughing
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My WTF moment.

10 minutes ago, this old Asian dude sat next to me with his laptop at the library looking at what?

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Animal Porn. Shocked

I packed up my sh.it and got the fock outta there as quick as possible.
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


some people are "SICK" WALLAHI......I think some crazy somnetter posted a link that leads you to a horse fuking forum. sick world we're living in.


K, I agree sxb....I have seen mentally sick people being tied (toes and pinkies) and getting the karbaash of their lifes so the "jin" could exit safely.
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Yeah, man, sick world it is. Our Geeljire grandfathers had it much easier than us. Screw modern technology!
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[quote="Advocatar"]
she pauses and goes "you pray?
I said yes

and she never called back. Laughing[/quote]


maybe she was just surprised! Laughing ..
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[quote="Advocatar"]I assume everybody here get's anonymous calls every now and then, to make a long story short...this girl called me up for few days and everything was going good until few nights ago, I was running to the masjid and told her "call be back--I'm running late to salaat".

she pauses and goes "you pray? Shocked "

I said yes

and she never called back. Laughing[/quote]



looooooooooooooooooool

she was looking for a taarik al salat who doesnt fear allah.... Laughing
Meaning a nasty person...lool Laughing
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A WTF MOMENT

I LOGGED ON TO DIS USER NAME AND DERS 25 PMS Shocked

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Just call her and ask her WTF is wrong with you by praying Laughing

Please, don't tell us that you don't even know her real phone number.
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[quote="Fale"]Please, don't tell us that you don't even know her real phone number.[/quote]


" anonymous calls every now and then,"

THERE FOR SHE WAS CALLIN HIM FROM PRIVATE ALL ALONG

DER FOR HE DOESNT HAVE HER NUMBA

DER FOR HE CANT RING HER BACK

DER FOR HIS PISSED COUSE HIS A NAACAS Laughing

JEEEEEZ PPL IN HERE ARE TO DUMB

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