A comedy!

[Basra-]

Basra decided to host a dinner gathering to help elevate the difference and problems pre existing in the Somali tribe populas.She was dressed as elegantly as one would expect her, capitally flasshing a red, power chain gown with seemigly lifted bosoms cut--covered with a velvet gabasar around her neck and certainly covering her chest.All guest sat quitefully and dutifully and began inter mingling among each other. Basra raised her glass of water and spoke the following speech.


Basra: Thank you, all of you qabils for attending this attempt of reconciliation dinner party! I really do appreciate it.


All guests in unions: Clap Clap Clap!


Basra: Now-- Lets discuss the current somalia situation. Which Qabil do you think should rule Somalia for the first 4 year term?


Mj-a short man of no consequence --who was somewhat properly & fashionably dressed spoke confidently and boastfully!



MJ Man: Mj of course. We are the thing in the Somalia. Without Mj- Somalia is just a jungle of hooligans mistaken for Hawiye warlords!We also have German hair!!!!



A roar of boo-ing followed and a couple of agitated Hawiyes guests restrained from attacking the little boastful man.


Fat Marexaan Lesbian woman: I think we should rule Somalia, since we have done it, for years, and Somalia never resulted in the anarchy that it found it self hitherto!



Ceyr Man: Hear, Hear, Hear, i agree with my Marexaan friend. We should be the vice president since we both share common business interest.


Gardubisi: How about Habar Jeclo rule Somalia?


Basra: Hoorta Gardu--who invited u? u r not even somali? I mean, Ciise is more somali than u, and they were not invited!


Half Ciise & half ajuraan guest: ha ha ha ha ha

Basra: Now, come now my dearest guests. Let us not be like wild people, we can have a civil conversation, we dont have to be little moryaans.



Hawiye red eyed muscular man: I resent that word Basra, that word, or name is synonymous with Hawiye tribe, i rather you not use it.


Basra: I am sorry, Aideed, i do apologize, sincerely.


Tall, qaab dharo Ogadeni bare footed wadaad man: Bismillahi rahman rahiim, i would wish to suggest a fresh start of ruling, let ogaden rule, at least we r more religious than the average Somali tribe.We would rule by the sword of Islam.


Basra: Rolls her eyes, and throws a deceiving smile just to agree for the sake of agreeing!



Mj Little man: Listen, a president needs to be extremely worldly and ilbaah. Ogadenia is not exactly the pillar of Roman civilization! What is the firs constitution law you implement? All citizens walk bare footed? The word Errryaah installed in the oxford dictionary?


Dark Warsangeli man:ha ha ha ha Basra that is mean! *whispers* But.. I agree, ogadens are not civilised. Dhulos as well.


Reer xamar Cadka: Pass me the Xalwo bowl please, totally clueless and uninvolved in the affair of their former nation. Xalwo brewing seems to be their primary concern!


Tall, qaab dharo Ogadeni bare footed wadaad man: I curse you little man in the name of diin. Fankula firikiana farabuto!



Basra: Istaqfurulaah!



Dir: (A dark little red eyed man with round chubby face, innocent face and a sweet smile)

We should rule Somalia.We are the mother of all Somali qabils maha?


Basra : I agree. (banging water glass with a spoon in enthusiastic agreement)


Hawiye giant red eyed scary man: We dont need any vote, we will rule by the word of Ak47.



Mj little man: Savage man!



Hawiye Man: Fuleey little Faqaash!


Basra: Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen, please-- istaqfurulaah, lets have a civil discussion dee!



Dhulbahante love Saado ali woman: What is Isaaq doing in this meeting? I thought they separated from south somalia?



Basra and the Isaq gang: We care the welfare of our fellow uncivilised Somalis.


ALl Faqaash : Hell No, Get these bi!ches!



Basra & Isaaq gang: Run for your life -ilmaa adeereyaal! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

[Naaima]

try again!

[Gifted]

LOOOOOOOOOOL that was pathetic

[BABYGIRL123]

Loooooooooooooool Qumanyo Dhulbahante Ku Kufsade.

[biko]

i wonder what basra sound like speaking somali?...

[kampuli]

Basra if you have nothing else to do masturbate with boiled carrot. love.

[precious_dyme]

Well well well, i have got to tell u the truth...sis u have no sense of humour at all.

[Phd in naago kudis]

basra i found that funny

thumps up

[xaseey]

loooooool basra

i have to u give credit for this one ...laakiin ur still ugly and fat ,

[sheldibow]

this is not comedy you waste my time

[1nemansquad]

Nayaa Basra, This is exactly what you wanted soo'maha? (attention of squad)

Hadaa ani kudiidey ma Dhuloos baa ceynee? :)

[kampuli]

Weren't you Godabursi :0

[BABYGIRL123]

[quote="1nemansquad"]Nayaa Basra, This is exactly what you wanted soo'maha? (attention of squad)

Hadaa ani kudiidey ma Dhuloos baa ceynee? :)[/quote]

Ala xasiidsaana war kadaa wadnaha ha jariine.lol

[kampuli]

Babygirl are you Xasan weynes love daughter who runaway with a jareer dude... *SHOCKED*

[Starscream]

Majeerteen are not short, why is everybody spreading this bullshidh rumour? Only because Dhulbahante are taller than us doesn't mean other Somalis can call us short too. They eat a lot of hilib ari, so they grow faster than us during adolescence.