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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

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When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
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wtf? :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
warya Ilahey Kacabso
man I laughed till i almsot fell of from the chair.

Was that Costa?
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I am dying here... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How the hell can someone think of having sex with a metal object
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dawwa9 wrote:I am dying here... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How the hell can someone think of having sex with a metal object
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Man I wonder what kind of fetish it is
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Looooooool miskiin..he must hv been very desperate
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LOL is it my eyes or ain't those holes quite small... :?
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:lol: :lol: What has become of people..
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Its small meaning he couldnt find a women what men do to get some_________ :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I wonder if the medics and the doctor could keep a straight face or burst out of laughter after seeing this case. :lol:
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i would've said something else, but nah i'll keep it to myself :lol: :lol: :lol:
poor guy lakiin
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Faisah wrote:LOL is it my eyes or ain't those holes quite small... :?
:o :lol: :lol:

They really do have small weiners.
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WTF :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dawwa9 wrote:I wonder if the medics and the doctor could keep a straight face or burst out of laughter after seeing this case. :lol:

Thats exactly What I was thinking. If I was one of the medics on the scene i'd just flat out laugh in His face. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

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men are just sick....IS just hallerious to see how they think with their you know more than
their brains...No wonder the world is in chaos....belayo idinka geshay hosta... :down:
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The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.


Walee there are weird people out there...........How did he get aroused? :lol: :lol:
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