somalinet proudly announces.

[American-Suufi]

the establishment of a welfare council for single moms who spend most of their hours on somalinet while pretending to be teenagers. all your family needs will be catered for such as mental health counselling, cooking classes, homework help for your kids, will supply father figure to ur kids, motivational classes to make u honest and productive, welfare assistance for the family, help finding a new husband, budgeting for ur family, responsibilities for mothers and other self help subjects.

contact screw for enrolments for the course.

disclaimer.
if u have more than 5 kids, need not to apply for the course but we will refer u to abdiwahab's extensive program of turning a middle aged single mom into a beauty peagent.

[AyanTu]

Oh finally!!!

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!

[AbdiWahab252]

American Suufi,.

Will you be preforming all nikkahs ?

[American-Suufi]

American Suufi,.

Will you be preforming all nikkahs ?

AbuShabab will conduct all nika7's since he is unemployed and relies on nika7 income. abdi u take all the old school moms and make them feel good about themselves.

AyanTu

y r u declaring only 3 kids?

[Nabeela]

American Suufi.

[Jamac_Yare]

Oh finally!!!

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!

[AyanTu]

Haye A-Suufi ur first nikkah will be the one for me and Jamac


I luf da hairy chest!



Don't worrie Jamac i can pop out at least 3 more kids for u

[American-Suufi]

American Suufi.

ya salam ya nabeela.

[Jamac_Yare]

Haye A-Suufi ur first nikkah will be the one for me and Jamac


I luf da hairy chest!



Don't worrie Jamac i can pop out at least 3 more kids for u

i dnt know what to say

[ms.nalia]

Thats supposed to be funny?

[surrender]

Thats supposed to be funny?

it beats me.

[American-Suufi]

Thats supposed to be funny?

it beats me.

abooto surrender am just helping u and ur neglected children.
don't listen to ms nalia she works as a maid for the ceo of citi group. he promised to make her a bank teller.

[Foxy22]

Oh finally!!!

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!

American Sufi,

put me down for Abdiwahab's extensive programme.

[xidigow]

put me down for volunteer husband. But I have to chose where I would volunteer to.

[American-Suufi]

Oh finally!!!

Put me down that's Ayantu plus 3 kids and one deadbeat dad!!

American Sufi,

put me down for Abdiwahab's extensive programme.

foxy, we are sorry to announce Abdiwahab's programme has been cancelled due to serious complaints we recieved from 323 former clients. abdiwahab strongly denies all allegations and his attorney proffessor Howard Stern, dean of law @ UCLA declared his client's innocence and added that they will sue all these characters who resorted to smearing the good name of abdiwahab, the future monarch of the somali kingdom of hawiyestan.
do you wanna attend xidigow's course instead? he deals with extreme cases such as 4 to 7 times divorced single moms.