Who Is Jack Schitt?

[Madd_Scientist_]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt'!
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
> They had one son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
> high school dropout.
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
> Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
> with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
> Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
> a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
> He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
> Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct
> them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt

[black velvet]

"produced a son with
> a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. "

[abdikarim86]

[black velvet]

Oi you bunking off again

[abdikarim86]

lol u dont need to go college everyday

[black velvet]

Liar I did Haye either way maxaa kusugooyo benzene..walaahi I hardly remember anything

You made me start thinking of chemistry

[abdikarim86]

Liar I did Haye either way maxaa kusugooyo benzene..walaahi I hardly remember anything

You made me start thinking of chemistry

alrite then

it was fockin isomers and oncogenes

[black velvet]

Glad that aint me

Have fun though

[QansaGabeyle]

Pisa Schitt.

Very creative.

[Gifted]

This was actually funny Mad

[Madd_Scientist_]

This was actually funny Mad

what are you tryna say gifted huh?

[LaQaNyO]

You should join def jam comedy nd im not being sarcastic.

Ps; just so you know, if every tom ceeb nd harry including myself start to talk as if they know jack schitt.... u kno who introduced the mofo

[Gifted]

Oh nothing Maddy nothing at all.

[Madd_Scientist_]