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VALENTINES
VALENTINES IS THE MOST POINTLESS OVERRATED OVERPRICED EVENT IN THE YEAR. IT IS A TOTAL GIMMICK TO SUCKER PEOPLE INTO SPENDING MONEY BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE IN "LOVE " WHICH IN FACT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "LOVE " ITS JUST A HUMAN INSTINCT WE HAVE TO FEEL WANTED AND TO RAISE OUR SELFESTEAM!
THESE ARE THE REASONS WHY I HATE THIS SHITTY DAY
The goofy little box of hearts that taste like sidewalk chalk with white confessions of love embossed on their florescent bodies. “Be Mine,” “I’m Yours,” “You’re Sweet,” and “Love.” Love? Do you really even like someone if you’re giving them chalk to eat? I would prefer an “It’s not you, it’s me” chalk heart, or a “We need to talk” heart. They seem more appropriate.
A small boy in a diaper flying around shooting people with arrows? This dose not make me want to snuggle, it’s just creepy! What’s next, an old man in a red suit sliding down chimneys… oh… wait… But seriously, the whole idea of some pudgy progeny of Aphrodite shooting arrows at my heart, with the intention of construing a long and lasting relationship, it’s a little frightening.
The first few notes of “I Will Always Love You” can cause such an intense need to vomit that I find myself running for the nearest toilet while my skin starts to tingle and I break out in a rash.
I have no snarky comments for this, it is what it is. Love should be every day. Not celebrated because the creepy diaper man says it’s time. And that’s my whole point, Valentines Day really is a mass marketed collection of pointless gifts that you are going to look at in two weeks and wonder which corner of your room you can hide it in, or simply throw it away. So, if you’re going to celebrate Singles Awareness Day, please make a memory, don’t buy a pointless, pressure filled, going to the landfill present.
HORTA WHY DO SOMALIS CELEBRATE THIS BULLSHIT
THESE ARE THE REASONS WHY I HATE THIS SHITTY DAY
The goofy little box of hearts that taste like sidewalk chalk with white confessions of love embossed on their florescent bodies. “Be Mine,” “I’m Yours,” “You’re Sweet,” and “Love.” Love? Do you really even like someone if you’re giving them chalk to eat? I would prefer an “It’s not you, it’s me” chalk heart, or a “We need to talk” heart. They seem more appropriate.
A small boy in a diaper flying around shooting people with arrows? This dose not make me want to snuggle, it’s just creepy! What’s next, an old man in a red suit sliding down chimneys… oh… wait… But seriously, the whole idea of some pudgy progeny of Aphrodite shooting arrows at my heart, with the intention of construing a long and lasting relationship, it’s a little frightening.
The first few notes of “I Will Always Love You” can cause such an intense need to vomit that I find myself running for the nearest toilet while my skin starts to tingle and I break out in a rash.
I have no snarky comments for this, it is what it is. Love should be every day. Not celebrated because the creepy diaper man says it’s time. And that’s my whole point, Valentines Day really is a mass marketed collection of pointless gifts that you are going to look at in two weeks and wonder which corner of your room you can hide it in, or simply throw it away. So, if you’re going to celebrate Singles Awareness Day, please make a memory, don’t buy a pointless, pressure filled, going to the landfill present.
HORTA WHY DO SOMALIS CELEBRATE THIS BULLSHIT
Last edited by peace- on Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: VALENTINES
How dare you call Cupid a creepy diaper man!!! How bloody dare you!! 

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Re: VALENTINES
Peace, no hot date on saturday? 

Re: VALENTINES
Peace:
Will you be my velentine?

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Re: VALENTINES
Peace cosign on that one. Its nights like valentine, new years, xmas that I wish I had a yacht so I can escape from boring and predictable humans.
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Re: VALENTINES
haraam weeye
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Re: VALENTINES
no i have no date on saterday but to look on the bright side I have just been asked by the most beautiful ,genuine and honest girl on somalinet................ms nalia i would love to*Barwaaqo* wrote:Peace, no hot date on saturday?


Last edited by peace- on Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
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peace- wrote: no a have no date on saterday but to look on the bright side I have just been asked by the most beautiful ,genuine and honest girl on somalinet................ms nalia i would love to![]()
lol dont make me blush now....

Re: VALENTINES
I am looking for a valentine...date..... 

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Re: VALENTINES
valantine was gay so maryooley if you want to celebrate gay-day join the afdhere club
Re: VALENTINES
looolshaamboo wrote:valantine was gay so maryooley if you want to celebrate gay-day join the afdhere club
wow are u okay?
Re: VALENTINES
I will be your valentine Ms nalia. Guess who?
Re: VALENTINES
zidane88 wrote:I will be your valentine Ms nalia. Guess who?
someone who likes Zinedine Zidane?
Re: VALENTINES
walee gaalada wax ka nasakhsan ilaahay ima tusin...maalintan baase valentine's la yidhah, waxaad arkaysa nin weyn oo mudakar ah oo hadana is jaha wareerinaya.
Maanta anoo qado tagay ayaan maqlay laba doqon oo agteyda fadhiya oo waxan ku sheekeysanaya..."war ninyow dukaan walba cagta soo mariyey, meereystey sidii ay malagii galay se garan maayo wax aan doorkan u iibsho" kii kala ugu jawaabay "waar waad waalantaheye anigu isma daalinayo, waan casho geynayaa habeenkaas, laba iyo toban fuleer oo cas ayaan u iibinayaa, sariirtaan ku goglayaa fuleerka iyo caleentiisa, dhulkana sidaa si leeg caleentaan ku daadinayaa haa soo raad qaadatee, baleedh ayaan ku sharaxaya chokolaato, canab, iyo macmacaan kala duwan, sariirta agteedan dhigayaa, khamriga qaaliga ah ee xumbada badaan oo baaldi baraf ah dhex yaala isna waan soo diyaarinayaa, anigeygu kalsoon xariir ah ayaan ku dhacayaa, sariirta dusheedaan is wadhayaa sidii wan la tumay" waa naf bidaartu tunka marayso waxa sidaa u hadlaya oo macashii iyo calooshii is dul saaranyihiin

Maanta anoo qado tagay ayaan maqlay laba doqon oo agteyda fadhiya oo waxan ku sheekeysanaya..."war ninyow dukaan walba cagta soo mariyey, meereystey sidii ay malagii galay se garan maayo wax aan doorkan u iibsho" kii kala ugu jawaabay "waar waad waalantaheye anigu isma daalinayo, waan casho geynayaa habeenkaas, laba iyo toban fuleer oo cas ayaan u iibinayaa, sariirtaan ku goglayaa fuleerka iyo caleentiisa, dhulkana sidaa si leeg caleentaan ku daadinayaa haa soo raad qaadatee, baleedh ayaan ku sharaxaya chokolaato, canab, iyo macmacaan kala duwan, sariirta agteedan dhigayaa, khamriga qaaliga ah ee xumbada badaan oo baaldi baraf ah dhex yaala isna waan soo diyaarinayaa, anigeygu kalsoon xariir ah ayaan ku dhacayaa, sariirta dusheedaan is wadhayaa sidii wan la tumay" waa naf bidaartu tunka marayso waxa sidaa u hadlaya oo macashii iyo calooshii is dul saaranyihiin


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Re: VALENTINES
Just another excuse to make your girl feel special and that needs no logic to understand. 'when in rome do as the romans do'. 

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