Essential Kit for All Married Men or Those Cohabiting

[AbdiWahab252]

Once in a while, you may having a falling out with your woman. She may inform you to leave the house or you may chose to bounce before you choke her.

What ever the case, you should have a essential kit for that moment when you have to split in less than 45 seconds:

1. A bag containing:

a) 3 days of clothing,
b) Toiletries: shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant etc.

2. Telephone numbers of nearby Hotels or good friends you can crash with

3. Banking/ Credit Card Company numbers:

Credit Card company telephone numbers in case she decides to go berzerk on any credit card that you have stupidly made her as an authorized user. IF you were dumb enough to have her a joint user on your checking account where you receive your direct deposit of your salary or where you keep your nest egg, better start removing your money quick.

Whatever the case, always minimize your exposure to the sudden whims of an angry woman

[S-D-M]

How about never living together to start with. You see, I never understand the need of living together. She can come over hung with me at my place and I can do the same. Sleep over is ok, but living is totally something I'm not willing. I enjoy living by my rules and I really do not like to be told what to do, which is one of the main ingredient of living together.

[AbdiWahab252]

How about never living together to start with. You see, I never understand the need of living together. She can come over hung with me at my place and I can do the same. Sleep over is ok, but living is totally something I'm not willing. I enjoy living by my rules and I really do not like to be told what to do, which is one of the main ingredient of living together.

SDM,

True. But what if you are married or just an unofficial nikaax ?

[S-D-M]

How about never living together to start with. You see, I never understand the need of living together. She can come over hung with me at my place and I can do the same. Sleep over is ok, but living is totally something I'm not willing. I enjoy living by my rules and I really do not like to be told what to do, which is one of the main ingredient of living together.

SDM,

True. But what if you are married or just an unofficial nikaax ?

I never understand that. If there is a NIkAX then that should be OFFICIAL.

[AbdiWahab252]

SDM,

Unofficial in the sense its not broadcast on the 614 network and beyond

[kambuli]

Muxuu meel lagu jabay jiqlo weynaa waa baryey

Bal why would anyone plan to be chased away?

[AbdiWahab252]

Muxuu meel lagu jabay jiqlo weynaa waa baryey

Bal why would anyone plan to be chased away?

Kambuli,

Subax wanagsan habaryar.

Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.

[Paddington Bear]

Muxuu meel lagu jabay jiqlo weynaa waa baryey

Bal why would anyone plan to be chased away?

Positive thoughts, woman, positive thoughts. If Abdi is talking about marriage it has to be positive. He might be ready and is only making last minute percautions (you know, like when a young wife tells her new husband 'promise you will never cheat on me, et').

[AbdiWahab252]

Paddington,

Indeed.

All I require in marriage is to produce a male heir to carry on the family name.

[SummerRain]

@AW, Kambul and PB.

[AbdiWahab252]

ISmahan,

Abayo, never understood why Faraxs get into an argument with their Xalimo so late in the evening, can't he just wait until the morning to finish it ?

[military-mind]

a friend of mine bought a caravan and parked it outside his house.. when ever his wife gives him headache..he just goes to his caravan

[Ka darag]

^^:lol:

[AbdiWahab252]

a friend of mine bought a caravan and parked it outside his house.. when ever his wife gives him headache..he just goes to his caravan

[zulaika]

Once in a while, you may having a falling out with your woman. She may inform you to leave the house or you may chose to bounce before you choke her.

What ever the case, you should have a essential kit for that moment when you have to split in less than 45 seconds:

1. A bag containing:

a) 3 days of clothing,
b) Toiletries: shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant etc.

2. Telephone numbers of nearby Hotels or good friends you can crash with

3. Banking/ Credit Card Company numbers:

Credit Card company telephone numbers in case she decides to go berzerk on any credit card that you have stupidly made her as an authorized user. IF you were dumb enough to have her a joint user on your checking account where you receive your direct deposit of your salary or where you keep your nest egg, better start removing your money quick.

Whatever the case, always minimize your exposure to the sudden whims of an angry woman

abdi,

marriage is not always a battle ground between Mr. & Mrs Smith u know. u always thinking of the worst. please change your outlook huuno.