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Navy9
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Very Fast

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A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport.
"Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That’ll be LE 250."
"LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."
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Re: Very Fast

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That Japanese guy was in Moqdisho last time

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=281237&hilit=made+in+japan

:lol:
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Re: Very Fast

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you should have changed it to made in Somalia :lol: nonetheless, i liked the joke.
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Re: Very Fast

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Navy9 wrote:you should have changed it to made in Somalia :lol: nonetheless, i liked the joke.
That's a joke in itself,besides nobody woud believe it

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