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If you are not well informed in your job....

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you might miss a great opportunity.


A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
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that is your best search lol. That joke was an old joke.
Why you did not give credit the source you were taken from this joke . http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81436775/
Somalida waxey u hormari weeysay wax uma ogola dadka ayagana wax kama faa'idaan. It is very damb society.
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take it easy mr.afisoone. :lol:
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afisoone wrote:that is your best search lol. That joke was an old joke.
Why you did not give credit the source you were taken from this joke . http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81436775/
Somalida waxey u hormari weeysay wax uma ogola dadka ayagana wax kama faa'idaan. It is very damb society.

Damb? Whadayow meanin :mrgreen:
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afisoone wrote: It is very damb society.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
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seemeyer wrote:
afisoone wrote: It is very damb society.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: phoking dhaan dhaan
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afisoone wrote:that is your best search lol. That joke was an old joke.
Why you did not give credit the source you were taken from this joke . http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81436775/
Somalida waxey u hormari weeysay wax uma ogola dadka ayagana wax kama faa'idaan. It is very damb society.
What a hater :lol:
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afisoone wrote:that is your best search lol. That joke was an old joke.
Why you did not give credit the source you were taken from this joke . http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81436775/
Somalida waxey u hormari weeysay wax uma ogola dadka ayagana wax kama faa'idaan. It is very damb society.
Oh the irony. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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afisoone is being cyber bullied i agree somali is a damb society :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It is impossible to accept copy and paste society. :D I don't have any grudge against seemeeyer. What for? I am Somali pro. He is Somalidiid. I live the longest land in Somalia. He lives in getto-crowded Hargeysa. He is Isaaq. I am Daarood. So what we fight for? Nothing. Just we are teaching them that do not praise the colonialist British. How come my enemy becomes my role model. How come I keep saying the word "the" all the time. While I know the British colonialist try to own me and my land. This is the only tribe who will go after the British people even if they enter behind mount Kilimanjaro. What is in the British blood that Somaliland people so impress about. I am curious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Afisoone has his moments. i remember him and a girl beefing and he all of a sudden said 'anoo nin ah baan kaa qurux badanahey' :lol: :lol:
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lol
I heard this one: a guy who was about to die soon invited almost every guy he knew for a dinner/beer. then he made his imminent departure official by telling his folks he was dying of aids. On their way home, his son asked him why he lied when he is actually dying of cancer. Hir reply: I don't want them hitting on your mom....



jokes get copied/paste all the time. they are what they are - JOKES
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