How you know Somalis are langaab

[AbdiJohnson]

You say hello or nod at any Somali that walks by you

You are very close with your 4th cousins as if they are your siblings

Someone is bound to know the qabiil or family of any Somali anywhere in the world (murder victim, a promiscuous girl, someone on TV for 5 seconds in a news clip)

You save a Somali persons number on your phone by the first or second time meeting them

You get very surprised to see a Somali person when you're not in a usual place (Bahamas vacation resort, airport in Poland)

You get angry when you hear a Somali girl is going out or marrying an ajnabi as if she's your sister

You can abtirsi to your forefather til the very beginning

You celebrate another kinsmen or Somali person's achievements as if its your own

I am,

Abdi "Feel free to add your own" Johnson

[Gabre]

"Laangaabku waa ahlu naar."

You think this saying is especially relevant in your case AJ?

[AbdiJohnson]

Arent you an Orthodox Christian?

I am,

Abdi "Never ever go raw" Johnson

[GeoSeven]

We're well more than a score million strong. I wouldn't label that as being ethnically laangaab. A solid clan system like ours could very well reinforce and maintain close ties in an ethnic group numbering a 100 million.

[Gabre]

Langaab bredren, is it worse than the hyena meat that's sanctioned by special Al-Shabaab holy edict/fatwa?

[paparrazi]

You know Abdi! I've arrived at this conclusion too. Basically follow this example..u rub into a Somali in Japan , he s a stranger right ? Not so, bc once he tells u his qabiil just go back to Canada and ask your parents. You'll find out that "wa inankii aabihii mar naagtiisii kowad toogtey markii guriga yimid xiligii qadada ayadoo markaas dabkii shideysa". You be like "whattt". How I guys know this. I didn't need to hear that shittt. Bro we are langaab that we all know someone that knows that knows that dude u met at the Tokyo subway. I kid you not.

[STARKAST]

I like the thread, but don't get it twisted i'm giggling at your random stupidity.

[Hyperactive]

I agree. impossible Somali to not know you after you tell them your last name! ina ayatahay, comes right the way!

[jalaaludin5]

A laan gaab is a man that think gaalnimo is hip.
A laan gaab is a man that despise everything Somali and worship everything ameriCUNTs.

A Laan gaab is a man that traded that tawheed for God bless America.

[STARKAST]

A laan gaab is a man that think gaalnimo is hip.
A laan gaab is a man that despise everything Somali and worship everything ameriCUNTs.

A Laan gaab is a man that traded that tawheed for God bless America.

Slave boy