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MAKE HIM HAPPY IN BED AND U WILL NEVER HAVE WORRY CHEATING

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'Make him happy in bed and you'll never have to worry about cheating!' World's oldest prostitutes reveal their top tips for keeping the man in your life satisfied
Louise and Martine Fokkens, 71, retired from prostitution last year
The duo started their careers aged 20 and are still red-light regulars
Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men
Louise says that to keep a man happy, you need to suss out what he wants
Being easy going and staying true to yourself are among her top tips


By RUTH STYLES and MARTHA CLIFF
PUBLISHED: 09:28 GMT, 7 May 2014 | UPDATED: 08:58 GMT, 8 May 2014


With more than 100 years experience between them, there's little that former prostitutes Louise and Martine Fokkens, both 71, don't know about men.
Now the pair, who retired last year, have revealed the secrets of keeping your man happy - both in bed and out - in an exclusive interview with MailOnline.
'What I've learned about men is that when they [men] drink, it's not good,' chirps mother-of-four Louise. 'I have also learned that people need prostitutes - it is normal and we should respect it.

'Men are born this way [in need of sex]. There isn't a problem and it makes me mad when people don't have respect for what we do.'


Between them, the Fokkens twins have slept with 355,000 men during careers that began more than half a century ago.
The sisters, who are famous for their trademark matching red clothes, first turned to prostitution aged 20 after escaping violent relationships.
'We were young and we made jokes and had respect for men,' says Louise of the twins' lasting success in the sex trade.
Meet the Fokkens: Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes


'We had the whole package. Then when my sister joined me - we were in one room together - we were very popular.
'There weren't live shows back then but we used to do our own - we did a dance.'
Despite their plans to move on after a few years in the game, the duo swiftly became an Amsterdam institution and are still red light district regulars - even if they aren't seeing clients anymore.
'I am not missing work,' says Louise, a year after her retirement. 'Most weeks I am at my pop up shop in the centre of Amsterdam where we are selling our two books.
'We also do a little painting. Because of the red light district we have a lot of contacts so we have a lot of visitors to the shop.'
She adds: 'We have to keep busy because we have no pension, as most people our age do. We still do see a few of our old clients, we meet them for either a tea or a coffee... or at the bar.'
The pair will also appear on new FOX documentary, Outsiders With Darren McMullen, which shows them giggling flirtatiously as they give the British presenter a tour of the red light district.

Busy though they are, Louise has still found time to share her thoughts on what it really takes to make a man happy.
'Be easy, listen to what he wants - always,' she suggests. 'When we started in the 1960s, we learned the same thing from the older women we worked with.
'Every man wants something different and that's the real game - finding out what they want.'
What about men who cheat on their wives with prostitutes or other women? 'They want to be free,' she explains. 'Their wives won't have sex with them even if they love them.'
Warming to her theme, she continues: 'If you really want to meet a man and keep him, you need to be yourself.
'Always be yourself. This is what we learned when we were little and it's true. But also you must have respect for other people and listen to other people.'
The Fokkens twins appear on Outsiders With Darren McMullen, Friday at 10pm on the National Geographic Channel


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Akhaas calayk!
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Islam recognizes a man more than any other religion. I mean, just for pure understanding of science, man--in the context of Quran, should be a proof that Islam is the only final and true religion. Islam allows man to have 4 different wives, legally. There will bel no room for cheating after sleeping with 4 women. :stylin:


These granny ex prostitutes are funny though. :dj:
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Daanyeer wrote:'
Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men
Even public restrooms don't have that many visitors...
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how about to keep her from cheating too, its a two way street u know
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BigBreak wrote:how about to keep her from cheating too, its a two way street u know


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Women do not cheat "UNLESS" she is "NOT" sexually satisfied at home. You see, that is the fundamental difference between a man and a woman. A man might be sexually satisfied at home, and still he will cheat. it doesn't take much to satisfy a man, just oblige him with a place to fit "in", and, let him hump like a rabbit all the way, a minute later, he will roll over and go to sleep like a baby. :) A woman is complicated. She is invested in emotion, and sex at the same level, emotions more. If she is not sexually satisfied by her legal satisfier, she will seek other men to fill in the job. :stylin:
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ManD333q wrote:
Daanyeer wrote:'
Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men
Even public restrooms don't have that many visitors...
:damn: :deadrose:
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there's little that former prostitutes Louise and Martine Fokkens, both 71, don't know about men.
Now the pair, who retired last year
Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men
Somebody out there was still paying for a 70 year old vagina that had a penis tally of a 100 thousand :holdup:
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0sman wrote:
ManD333q wrote:
Daanyeer wrote:'
Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men
Even public restrooms don't have that many visitors...
:damn: :deadrose:
:pac:
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GeoSeven wrote:
Somebody out there was still paying for a 70 year old vagina that had a penis tally of a 100 thousand :holdup:
Men only care about the number of men a woman has slept with when she is his gf or wife. You really think someone who is willing to pay for sex will care to ask how many customers the prostitute had? Also it's not just somebody. She prolly serviced tens of thousands of men since her 50s. I hardly doubt the majority of her clientele are senior citizens too.
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Well there is a point to note about the title at least. :lol:
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Disturbing and disgusting on so many levels.
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come get some if you think you're hard enough

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Lillaahiya wrote:
GeoSeven wrote:
Somebody out there was still paying for a 70 year old vagina that had a penis tally of a 100 thousand :holdup:
Men only care about the number of men a woman has slept with when she is his gf or wife. You really think someone who is willing to pay for sex will care to ask how many customers the prostitute had? Also it's not just somebody. She prolly serviced tens of thousands of men since her 50s. I hardly doubt the majority of her clientele are senior citizens too.
70 years of age Lilaahiya :damn:
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There are few Xalimos whom could give these ladies a run for their money. :lol:
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