Putin phone go directly to voice mail

[LeJusticier]

Furious Obama Says Calls to Putin Going Straight to Voice Mail



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “a provocative and defiant act,” President Obama charged on Tuesday that Russian President Vladimir Putin has started letting his calls go directly to voice mail.

Speaking at the White House before this week’s NATO summit, a visibly furious Obama said that Putin’s new practice of letting his calls go straight to voice mail “hampers our ability to discuss the future of Ukraine and other important issues going forward.”


Having left dozens of voice mails for the Russian President, Obama said that he tried to reach him via e-mail on Monday night but received an out-of-office auto reply.

“Given what he has been up to in Ukraine over the past few weeks, I find it impossible believe he has been out of the office,” Obama said.

The President hinted that Putin’s failure to respond to his voice mails could result in additional sanctions and signaled that he did not intend to call the Russian President again. “I have left my last voice mail for him,” he said, adding that the last time he called Putin his mailbox was full.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz ... -voicemail

[Amira143]

Lmao I'm starting to like this Putin fella.

[YummyMummy]

Putin is funny...

Meanwhile, US & UK (and international community), in reply to Israel's latest hostile land grab of Palestinian soil, are simply disappointed: "tut tut, you really shouldn't do that, especially after the recent upheaval in Gaza"

(minutes later)

"By the by, we have just finished testing these machinery, we'll give you a 67% discount if you'll agree to give a review of their efficiency"

[anzeloti]

Tsar Putin caadi mahan


BTW whats there to discuss ? Obama' neonazi puppet regime is getting beaten like a drum by the Donetsk republic army

[SultanOrder]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

[grandpakhalif]

Putin is a boss

[Grant]

I'm guessing that story was intentionally leaked.

There's a big NATO meeting in the works and a need for a largish coalition against both Russia and ISIS. Putin has not been invited.

Four things to watch going into this meeting:

http://news.yahoo.com/4-things-watch-ob ... itics.html

[LeJusticier]

Grant

sxb ISIS(beheaders) is Saudi project. Nusra is Qatari project. Saudi Arabia created ISIS and that is trying to mess up the middle east however they do not want to obtain too much power and control because they are worried that that power will bite them back like a human trying to tame a snake.
This week Nusra takeover Golan Heights with support of Israel. ISIS control of some oil fields on Syria and Iraq and raise funds of their war with help of Turkey.

[Xildiiid]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

So?

The Europeans together with America will never attack Putin. The Europeans know that Russia will fuck America and if Russia is going down, Europe is going down as well. That's why they are all shook.

Btw, It's the Americans who are threatened by Russia, despite different agreements signed after the Cold War they're pushing their luck by creating new bases in Europe while trying to recruit former soviet states. The Americans know it themselves that's why they're trying to destroy Russia economically but they will never succeed.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is more of a leader than the black clown in Washington.

[Grant]

LJ,

I know about Qatar and KSA. Is Turkey just being anti-Kurd, or what?

http://journal-neo.org/2014/07/02/is-tu ... to-part-2/

"Turkey remains a member of NATO and its relations with the West have not been severed. It is unlikely that those relations would ever be completely cut off, if for no other reason than potential geostrategic interests. Still, with the level of corruption and unrest inside Turkey and growing chaos in Syria and Iraq, it is possible that Turkey’s government will face an existential crisis down the road. If so, Turkey may well find that NATO support will be its only hope. And while various individual power players in NATO may have benefitted from Mr. Erdogan’s pay-offs, the conditions needed to justify NATO forces coming to Turkey’s defense will be decided by nations, not individuals, and certainly not by Mr. Erdogan.

For the first time in almost a century, the situation in Turkey is beginning to look like the final days of the Ottoman Empire, when civil unrest and regional war made it seem unlikely that Turkey could rise from the ashes of the Ottoman Empire. Mustafa Kemal Ataturk created the Turkish phoenix from those ashes. As Mr. Erdogan continues to weaken the very identity of the Turkish state as a secular, Western NATO ally, who, if anyone, will be waiting in the wings to resuscitate Turkey if necessary?

At this point, it would seem that the once formidable Turkey is becoming increasingly untrustworthy, problematic and, by extension, irrelevant."

[SultanOrder]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

So?

The Europeans together with America will never attack Putin. The Europeans know that Russia will fuck America and if Russia is going down, Europe is going down as well. That's why they are all shook.

Btw, It's the Americans who are threatened by Russia, despite different agreements signed after the Cold War they're pushing their luck by creating new bases in Europe while trying to recruit former soviet states. The Americans know it themselves that's why they're trying to destroy Russia economically but they will never succeed.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is more of a leader than the black clown in Washington.

War may very well be an inevitable outcome, but the primary motive behind squeezing Russia is economical. America is the top player so everyone against them is a threat but let's not forget that the balance of power is heavily on America's side. Nato still exists but the Warsaw pact doesn't.

[Xildiiid]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

So?

The Europeans together with America will never attack Putin. The Europeans know that Russia will fuck America and if Russia is going down, Europe is going down as well. That's why they are all shook.

Btw, It's the Americans who are threatened by Russia, despite different agreements signed after the Cold War they're pushing their luck by creating new bases in Europe while trying to recruit former soviet states. The Americans know it themselves that's why they're trying to destroy Russia economically but they will never succeed.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is more of a leader than the black clown in Washington.

War may very well be an inevitable outcome, but the primary motive behind squeezing Russia is economical. America is the top player so everyone against them is a threat but let's not forget that the balance of power is heavily on America's side. Nato still exists but the Warsaw pact doesn't.

NATO would never go to war with a capable military force such as Russia, they know it's suicide and the Warzaw pact was more or less Russia. So they're trying to provoke Russia by threatening its interests and then when Russia makes a move put sanctions but Putin is ahead of the Americans. The cooperation between the Russia and China will be the end of the United Snakes.

[gambit]

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[unstoppablefade]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

So?

The Europeans together with America will never attack Putin. The Europeans know that Russia will fuck America and if Russia is going down, Europe is going down as well. That's why they are all shook.

Btw, It's the Americans who are threatened by Russia, despite different agreements signed after the Cold War they're pushing their luck by creating new bases in Europe while trying to recruit former soviet states. The Americans know it themselves that's why they're trying to destroy Russia economically but they will never succeed.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is more of a leader than the black clown in Washington.

[SultanOrder]

This satire. You just have to look at the situation to see who is in a stronger position. It's America that is putting heavy military vehicles and weapons on Russia's backyard and getting closer to Russia's little brother Ukraine.

So?

The Europeans together with America will never attack Putin. The Europeans know that Russia will fuck America and if Russia is going down, Europe is going down as well. That's why they are all shook.

Btw, It's the Americans who are threatened by Russia, despite different agreements signed after the Cold War they're pushing their luck by creating new bases in Europe while trying to recruit former soviet states. The Americans know it themselves that's why they're trying to destroy Russia economically but they will never succeed.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is more of a leader than the black clown in Washington.

War may very well be an inevitable outcome, but the primary motive behind squeezing Russia is economical. America is the top player so everyone against them is a threat but let's not forget that the balance of power is heavily on America's side. Nato still exists but the Warsaw pact doesn't.

NATO would never go to war with a capable military force such as Russia, they know it's suicide and the Warzaw pact was more or less Russia. So they're trying to provoke Russia by threatening its interests and then when Russia makes a move put sanctions but Putin is ahead of the Americans. The cooperation between the Russia and China will be the end of the United Snakes.

It will be a long time before Russia and China can match Western Europe and US.

Besides Putin pretty much lost Ukraine is out of his hands, making deals with US, nato is building up. For things to have gotten this bad shows Putins failure.