REAL BLACK JOKES

[BLUE RUSH]

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?

Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!

Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.

Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.

Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."

Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break

Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.

Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.

Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A: A mudslide .

Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!

Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People

Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner

Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.

Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
A: Problem

Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
A: Problems

Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR

Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.

Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction

Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Q: Why did God give Black guy's big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides

Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.

Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.

Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.

Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted

Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac

Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?
A: A tootsie roll pop

Q: Why are blacks so fast?
A: From running from the cops.

Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing

Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!

Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog

Q: Why are black peoples hands white?
A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?

A: You swerve around the pothole.

Q: What happened to the 5 black guys that drove off a cliff in a cady?
A: Who gives a shit!!

Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill

Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting

Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp

Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?

Q: Why can't black's,live in the country side.
A: There's no street corners.

Q: Why can't black people spell.
A: Because there black.

Q: How do you starve a negro to death?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff

Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to.

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac

[lady_ice_4u2nv]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

[Farax's__finest]

i read 15% of dat and start gettin boredd


naya lady baraf i hate dat >>>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

stop dat shit

[lady_ice_4u2nv]

HMMMM.....NICE WASTE MAN OVA DERE...

IM A TREND SETTER U SEE ....

CERTAIN HEADS LIKE CANDT TRIGGER ARE JUST ABUSING THE HMMM...

[eye_of_storm]

hmm well
i tink u must of forgot, or be realy high wen u sent tat message so............

jus wnted 2 say.....................
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.UR FUKIN BLAK.
eduit

[DR-YALAXOOW]

Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

soomaali masaakiin

[Dun]

What do you call a Black priest?


Holy shit.

[BLUE RUSH]

allah it the wild ref uuff am Somali
dutty nigger don’t come to be wid dem taks stormy gormy

if u got bored that’s ur probs aiight farax

lady ice darling hmm isn’t even a word u invested bloodly hell is not even a word

dun

[THRILLER_in_MANILLA]

A BLACK MAN WAS ON THE PLANE WITH HIS SON THE PLANE WAS OVERLOADED SO PPL HAD TO GET OFF

PILOT:CAN ALL AFRICAN AMERICANS GET OFF THE PLANE
[i]HIS SON STANDS UP
DAD:SIT DOWN SON

PILOT:CAN ALL BLACK PLL GET OFF THE PLANE
[/i]SON STANDS UP
DAD:SIT DOWN SON


PILOT:CAN ALL COLOURED PPL GET OF THE PLANE
[i]SON STANDS UP
DAD:SIT DOWN SON
SON:SO IF WE R NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN AND WE R NOT BLACK OR COLURED WOT R WE
DAD:TODAY SON WE R NIGGERS





THAT SH!T HAD ME CREASING WALAHI

[BLUE RUSH]

it took me quite a bit to get that



First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie
Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?
A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

[eye_of_storm]

seriously those jokes are not even funny, and if u tink ur asian or sumting look at urself again.
ur so dum wats de point , so many mali's r so rascist 2 other blk ppl i dnt understand, they're basically from the same continent as you and you dissin them, eduits, if these wite ppl had half the chance they will kick you out of dis damn country so get wit it u stupid ppl, lov ur skin n ur ppl dnt take de piss.

[Tru N]

those jokes are so dry
why did you waste your time on that crap.

GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Icey]

Wallee Blue Rush I can't believe U took all that time to write all of this Shyt. Shaqala aan soma ah

[Raven_Sky]

Blue Rush you could have summarized this joke for us walaalo.

[BLUE RUSH]

Omg god people have u no idea
Of the term copy and paste eediats not funny lool they were voted the funest macantos
But then again black people don’t like dem am so so sorry


Story aka gormy am mother focking African bitch eediats beeging adoon people shid house what u know fool
I don’t look black am African get my ethnicity right naayaahe