Poem

[Basra-]

Roses are red, I'm feeling all Bluez,

Violets are Blue, Look at these reading eye Beez,

Welcome To Somalinet, the land of the Mali Nuts,

Land of No rights,

A place of Delicious Cat Fights,

Though I admit its da coolest site-- that My heart delights,

And Fabulous when I share my Incredulous inshights,

But that is not the Only reason for my visits,

The characters I adore are my secret requisites,

For instance Queen Lionheart with his many Infected aliases,

OR QansaGabeyle in his slow, gentle, poetic crack inhaling,

Kamal my Spanish Knight regaling,

Meet Galol & his endless pursuit for a dose of Viagra,

Oh one Can NEVER forget Michael_Italia with his secret Dimond Tiara,

Cawar My ever smiling romantic sensitive Monkey,

Then Once upon a time when one least expects,

From no where An Abgaal Intoxicated Qudhac ejects,

Babygal--sweet,poetic nonchalant high on crack,

Reminds of another mentioned aboved poetic wack on crack?

Then i smile & wish everyone a Happy Friday,

But then someone appears to ruin the day,

Caydiid with his sweet good manners but dangerous Moryaan exterior,

Courts Ugly Kambuli who is beautiful from the interior,

Nabeela the dull nobody,

Aristocrat my Bureaucratic somebody,

Xplosive--Cry baby, for the poor One day to be a Mother theresa,

Gogorad alone in her cubical, alone with her 100 kittens,

Gladiator's avatar--Basra's heart doth smittens,

Danyeer-our Inherent incoherent,

Who I wished Married our favorite atheist Somalight,

But Who cares , Once in many blue moons -We have Fun right?

That is if Eretrean is NOT on sight?

Or Spot 1nemansquad with none ending woes & plights,

All fun just suddenly in Flights,


Gurey25 sometimes Surprises, with his Sudden taste for Literature,

Gacalisa as Well--Although her name My senses does not rapture,

Like San dhers' name--- i must Confess it Does not capture,

Speaking of Lame names--Ina Baxar All the way,

Lady Qac Makes me wanna Puke instead of something to say,

Ugaas Diini is another one that needs Diin & Dua,

Unclebin--sounds more like a closeted sissy Indian shiped from India,

Here --is a Midgaan desperate for acceptance hence the inferior complex name Nasaab,


At least there are names that are silly, stupid but logical like Advocator,

The appointed Queens protector,

Or Homer Simpson- our favorite incoherent Whimp,


Lets not Forget Aiman with his Karbaash Whip,


OR his partner in crime- Beard sheikh Hip Hop,

Who detest Dhuso deer & his now gone irish Mad mac Dope,

Other names make me smile-- Do you hear me Suhaylla?

Or Costa-when he is looking for Business in Holland.

Oh wait--how about the Clueless Suria?

All these people--Found here in Malinet--eating Basto &Bariis prepared by BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY,


Unbelievable right? Who could have imagined these characters??? I promise this is not a Ploy,


Somalinet just freaking Rules!!!!

No -- I correct myself--- Basra just freaking RulessS!!!!!!!!

[Raxman]

That was a waste of my precious time.. Next time write a decent poem for us to endure.

[AMAT-ALLAH]

[ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/541/sucks5ku.jpg



You went from ....to plain ol’


Maybe all the stresses of you moderating this forum has taken a toll on your work …..Or maybe you’re hungry, who knows? The fact of the matter is you’re a one trick donkey with obsene internet addiction.

A great wise man once said, “you’re as only good as your cometetion” If that holds true, then the adoons in your public transportation that rap every morning need to step up their poetry skills. Heres a tip, change busses fast kiddo !


Who knows with the right kind of luck you can be the next Willam Hung of Somalinet. And since you’re a Somali girl, you already have the donkey teeth to match.



I am SomaliNet’s Simon Cowell with an adult shirt ….unlike my twin in Hollywood who fancies young, non-fully grown shirts ----->>> http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/photos ... punked.jpg


My message to you in one picture is --------->> http://www.angrysimon.com/pictures/4.jpg …..You’re Not going to Hollywood you depressed, winter loving , gothic geek!



This message is brought to you by: EMB and EMB incorporated. All unlawful usage of this material will be prosecuted to the full extent. This is copy written, so don’t copy me skinnies.



Free Nelson Mandela!!

[Basra-]

Eretrean


The worst thing to indure is that despite YOU being dull, none original, & a wanna be--- u are adorable.One can't help but adopt you for a pet-- i hate to see you put down at the local homeless dog house.



PS; Sorry i did not read everything u wrote above-- but i sort of skim through--i do appreciate your enthusiasm though.

[Caydid]

Basra- I under estimated your ability to fanthom anything worth discussing.

Do you have a multiple personality; The creative one on this thread; the childish one on some other threads.

Whatever you do don't insult Robin hood.

[Basra-]

Caydiid@loool


Are you struggling to say I have creative talents????


What do you mean u under estimated my ability to fadhom discussions?? I merely make the choice not to participate.I have a free spirited soul who doesn't dwell in boring, dull none intellectual discussions.


What is wrong with being a child?? I think its endearing & very seductive.

[Suhaylah]

[quote="Basra-"]Roses are red, I'm feeling all Bluez,

For instance Queen Lionheart with his many Infected aliases, [quote]



It's marvelous darling, simply marvelous!"clapping her hands "

[Caydid]

I thought you could not jot a reasonable sentence, because all I have seen about what you write is to irritate.

Nothing is wrong with a child- but there is everything wrong with a woman wrapped in the mentality of a child.- Do I make myself clear?

If this is original work then you are very creative- sad that you waste it.

[Basra-]

Suhayla@lool


Oh thanks dear-- Dont WE just LOVE making fun of that infected Lion???

Caydiid



'If this is original work then you are very creative- sad that you waste it.'



I had no idea you were capable of rendering a compliment.I suppose you are a special Moryaan.Are you sure -- u are not luring me to your little hut full of ak47's????



Nothing wrong with a grown woman with a childs mentality-- i find it quite sexy actually.



Life is too Fun to be SOooooooo Serious Caydiid-- but u will know that because here you are--with that name & preaching world peace. Obviously u have a sense of humor.

[Caydid]

Basra- you have failed to convince me why you hate the name Caydid. The only reasonable explaination is that you have been listening too much to hearsays and unfounded lies- a slander campaign to put it simple.

[michael_ital]

PEW! (again!)

[Basra-]

Mikey@loool..>Awwww--- dont mind my Dimond Tiara comment dear-- i was only teasing.

Caydiid-- ok here is a logical explanation. I hate Habar gidirs--mostly Moryaans--your people-- because they are war lords. Caydiid was a war lord-- do u disagree with that?? You can him Robin hood -- i call him a war lord-- i dont want to agree to disagree--i simply flat out DISAGREE!!!


These savage part of community has helped create a bad name for somalis.When Americans went to somalia in early nineties--they saw how savages they were.They were dragging dead american soldiers in the streets.Their women carrying Ak47 & shooting people mercilessly.They are physically atrocious looking people, they have red glaring eyes that send you to a cadiovascular heart attack.They eat bad food--mainly Gidir & produce foul smell of carbondioxide that is toxic to the atmosphere-possible causing global warmingDo u want me to continue???

[michael_ital]

I prefer rubies.

[Caydid]

Basra- I could write an essay to meet your insults but it is bedtime for me. You theory is very weak and not worth replying to.

May I ask you a question- would I hate every town that is called Basra (and mind you there is a little lovely village near jilib that is called basra) because a woman user on a forum used idiotic references to entire clans?

good night and

Cherish the thought of being married to a donkey owner who expects you to cook beans on bonfire.