women's english vs. men's english

Daily chitchat.

Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators

Forum rules
This General Forum is for general discussions from daily chitchat to more serious discussions among Somalinet Forums members. Please do not use it as your Personal Message center (PM). If you want to contact a particular person or a group of people, please use the PM feature. If you want to contact the moderators, pls PM them. If you insist leaving a public message for the mods or other members, it will be deleted.
Young_Dave
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 363
Joined: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:04 am

women's english vs. men's english

Post by Young_Dave »

WOMENÂ’S ENGLISH:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
IÂ’m sorry = YouÂ’ll be sorry
We need = I want
Its your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = YouÂ’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
SureÂ…go ahead = I donÂ’t want you to
IÂ’m not upset = of course IÂ’m upset
YouÂ’reÂ…so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
YouÂ’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpets, furniture and wallpaper
Do you love me? = IÂ’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today youÂ’re really not going to like
IÂ’ll be ready in a minute = Kick your shoes off and find a good game on TV, youÂ’re in for a wait
Is my bum fat? = tell me IÂ’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
IÂ’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important


MENÂ’S ENGLISH:

IÂ’m hungry = IÂ’m hungry
IÂ’m tired = IÂ’m tired
Do you want to go to the cinema? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = IÂ’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = let me fondle you
WhatÂ’s wrong? = what meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WhatÂ’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
IÂ’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Lets have sex
I love you too = Ok, IÂ’ve said itÂ…we better have sex now!
Yes I like your haircut = I liked it better before
Yes I like your haircut = £50 and it doesn’t look that different!
Lets talk = IÂ’m trying to impress you so you think IÂ’m a deep person and maybe then youÂ’ll want to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
User avatar
Gacalisa
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3099
Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:14 am
Location: thousands of miles away from YOU

Post by Gacalisa »

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


that evil, on the women part.
Locked
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “General - General Discussions”