'' MAFIA Valentine Card Verses ''

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'' MAFIA Valentine Card Verses ''

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My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.

I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

I picked up this card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.

Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ***.

Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.

Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!
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thanks baby

i dont know what to say you got me blushing
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Horta why are u always on my case inkaaryahow Confused Laughing
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i didnt read that part Shocked
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[quote="First Lady"]Horta why are u always on my case inkaaryahow Confused Laughing[/quote]

first lady u gonna brake tha bad news to him
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Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?



I hope he gets the message Smile
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fatal she is mine Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

if i cant have her no one will except her father
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Waalahi u seriously need disabled benefits
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[quote="First Lady"]Waalahi u seriously need disabled benefits[/quote] Laughing Laughing
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I TAKE INCAPACITY BENEFIT BUT WHAT IS THAT GOT TO DO WITH OUR LOVE
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Laughing


Ayo Fatal talk to him, this guy is driving me bananaz
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OUR LOVE IS LIKE ROMEO AND JULLIET IT WILL NEVER DIE
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[quote="First Lady"]:lol:


Ayo Fatal talk to him, this guy is driving me bananaz[/quote]

cant help u ere tha boy is in his own zone Laughing
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Laughing Laughing Laughing


Screw it
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SCREW ME BABY I WONT COMPLAIN IF YOUR BAD Wink
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