Part one of Somalinet comedy

[Sir-Luggoyo]

It was obvious the scene dictated and demanded elegance, charm and sophistication, the elite of S-net gathered for the marriage reception of the two of the most beloved members. Those present were seated and everybody had a nametag, late comers were trickling in and after checking nametags, were seated next to those they were cyberpals with.

However, one table contained what you would call the elixir …………….or u may call the nectar of the forum, they were chatting, laughing and cracking jokes, nametags read MysticAngel, QueenArrawelo, Buhodlegal, Ismahan, Foxxy, Helwa, Basra and one male who could easily pass as a midget named Cali Gaab. How did he ended up there was the $mil question. As the conversation flowed, Basra could he heard a little louder “I hate Nabeela”

Mystic interjected “Is it because she is giving u a run for yr money, and is almost winning Sir-Lug to her corner?” ended with a sarcastic chuckle

Basra was not amused by that remark “I had Sir-Lug when he was younger and more vibrant, she can have him now since he is old haggard loner. But I hate the b!tch anyway”

Basra felt a sharp slap on the back of her head, and a voice asked “Are u talking about me?”
Basra jumped to her feet, smiling sheepishly, she managed to utter stutteringly “Heeeeyy Nabz, hey everybody, look who decided to grace us with her beauty”

Nabz was not amused by that poor attempt of flattery, she slapped Basra again and repeated the same question, albeit with conviction this time “Naayaa, were u talking about me?”

Basra whose fuleynimo is wellknown in the circles of S-net, attempted another poor smile, then touched her clenched fist on her bossom, and made the V sign (a gesture she normally calls addoon gesticulation and is known that she is disgusted with it) “Hey Nabz, I was only saying good things about u……………. you know me, we cool, I am yr b!tch, girl”

Nabz pushed Basra back to her seat, wagging her finger at her, she said “If I ever see u near Sir_lug, I will b!tchslap u from here to Timbuktu, Capishe?” and left the table.
Basra murmured “Aight, aight girl, I am cool wid that” then started adjusting her garbasaar with a sigh of relief.

Foxxy, a known instigator, chckled and asked Basra why she didn’t stand up for herself and allowed to bullied like that? Basra quietly and wittingly said “I forgot my underpants tonight and I didn’t wanted to be in a fight without them”

Cali-Gaab was holding tightly to one of the legs of the table and going down in a slow motion, eyes rolled up, hand in pocket, apparently ejaculating at Basra’s statement.

The Bride and the Groom were ushered in and everybody got on their feet except two who were lost in each other’s embrace, French kissing and actually making out, Cawar who was next to them was embarrassed and nudging the male whispered “Get up inkaar qabe ha na ceebeynine” The man tried to say something but the female had all his tongue in her mouth so he managed to say “Cawar, she is Ka Darag, let me have my fill saxib” Cawar gave up, only managed to say “Awalba waxaad ahayd Shamboo”

The Bride and the Groom sat on their throne, abruptly, the groom got up, took the mic and started what sounded like a rehearsed guurow “Ladies and Gents, u know me as A/Wahaab 252, my real name is Cawareere and I am here tonight to declare my love to my beautiful wife Black Velevet. I am a Habar Gidir man and I have no place in my heart for love and Jiljileec, but I have to admit, this one conquered my desire for money. BV, I love u with all my heart”

Cawar chuckled from behind “Liar, I think her dad is rich or something…………….I know money is involved in this gal’s life”

All eyes turned to the door, strolling was Fah, grinning from ear to ear, holding hands a female with no nametag. QueenArrweelo whispered, “Is that his mom? Who brings their moms in weddings, what’s wrong with this kid?”
BuuhodleGal whispered back “Naa hooy, that’s his new girl-friend BabyGirl, she convinced him that she only 2 yrs older than him, that is why he is grinning wide”



To be continued……………..

[Cali_Gaab]

Cali-Gaab was holding tightly to one of the legs of the table and going down in a slow motion, eyes rolled up, hand in pocket, apparently ejaculating at Basra’s statement.

Dhareer ayaa iga soo daatay.

[ciyaal_warta]

The Bride and the Groom were ushered in and everybody got on their feet except two who were lost in each other’s embrace, French kissing and actually making out, Cawar who was next to them was embarrassed and nudging the male whispered “Get up inkaar qabe ha na ceebeynine” The man tried to say something but the female had all his tongue in her mouth so he managed to say “Cawar, she is Ka Darag, let me have my fill saxib” Cawar gave up, only managed to say “Awalba waxaad ahayd Shamboo”

All eyes turned to the door, strolling was Fah, grinning from ear to ear, holding hands a female with no nametag. QueenArrweelo whispered, “Is that his mom? Who brings their moms in weddings, what’s wrong with this kid?”
BuuhodleGal whispered back “Naa hooy, that’s his new girl-friend BabyGirl, she convinced him that she only 2 yrs older than him, that is why he is grinning wide”



To be continued……………..

kursigaan ka dhacay sxb lool @ FAH iyo babygurl ....
shamboo shaxaarinimo ku dhamaatey

[Nabeela]

The Bride and the Groom were ushered in and everybody got on their feet except two who were lost in each other’s embrace, French kissing and actually making out, Cawar who was next to them was embarrassed and nudging the male whispered “Get up inkaar qabe ha na ceebeynine” The man tried to say something but the female had all his tongue in her mouth so he managed to say “Cawar, she is Ka Darag, let me have my fill saxib” Cawar gave up, only managed to say “Awalba waxaad ahayd Shamboo”

I almost spit out my veggie soup laughing when I read the above part, Shamboo comes across as a sex starved lil monkey..that part fits him perfectly.

Haahahaha@Cali_Gaab masturbating in public, and Basra attending a wedding with no underwear...

[Queen_Arawello]

[Hyperactive]

All eyes turned to the door, strolling was Fah, grinning from ear to ear, holding hands a female with no nametag. QueenArrweelo whispered, “Is that his mom? Who brings their moms in weddings, what’s wrong with this kid?”
BuuhodleGal whispered back “Naa hooy, that’s his new girl-friend BabyGirl, she convinced him that she only 2 yrs older than him, that is why he is grinning wide”



To be continued……………..

at fah.

[AbdiWahab252]

”



The Bride and the Groom sat on their throne, abruptly, the groom got up, took the mic and started what sounded like a rehearsed guurow “Ladies and Gents, u know me as A/Wahaab 252, my real name is Cawareere and I am here tonight to declare my love to my beautiful wife Black Velevet. I am a Habar Gidir man and I have no place in my heart for love and Jiljileec, but I have to admit, this one conquered my desire for money. BV, I love u with all my heart”

Cawar chuckled from behind “Liar, I think her dad is rich or something…………….I know money is involved in this gal’s life”




To be continued……………..

[shaamboo]

The Bride and the Groom were ushered in and everybody got on their feet except two who were lost in each other’s embrace, French kissing and actually making out, Cawar who was next to them was embarrassed and nudging the male whispered “Get up inkaar qabe ha na ceebeynine” The man tried to say something but the female had all his tongue in her mouth so he managed to say “Cawar, she is Ka Darag, let me have my fill saxib” Cawar gave up, only managed to say “Awalba waxaad ahayd Shamboo”

I almost spit out my veggie soup laughing when I read the above part, Shamboo comes across as a sex starved lil monkey..that part fits him perfectly.

Haahahaha@Cali_Gaab masturbating in public, and Basra attending a wedding with no underwear...

Yo nabeela ws up with the name calling ?? and what makes u think u get more play than me??

[Buhodle-Gurl]

Eeew@Cali gaab..

[Nabeela]

Shaambo, xaal qaado, didn't mean to offend you.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Eeew@Cali gaab..

Indeed eeewww. That's Cali-Gaab, If a cat raises it's tail, that would make his day

A/wahaab


Waryaa Cawar knows u perfectly huh?


Nabz,

Stop hitting my first wife, we have been together thick and thin.

And my man Shamboo, waligiis ma cafinin wax banaan yaalo...............ka qallee ha iska baashaalee

[shaamboo]

Sir ,
hadii aad cafisid waxa banaanka yaal qofkale aa kuu cunaa

[AbdiWahab252]

Sir Luggoyo,

I have been unhappily married before cuz of money, never again

[Cali_Gaab]

Eeew@Cali gaab..

Indeed eeewww. That's Cali-Gaab, If a cat raises it's tail, that would make his day

WTF, just coz i'm horny once every blue moon doesn't make me a sexually frustrated iidoor.

You're assasinating my character.

[Cawar]

Lugoy , ishaad ka tuurtay Mr. AW.. dheel dheel uma gelin meesha.