Jokes aside, this is a serious issue. There is this female co-worker of mine..i'd say in her mid-late 20's/early 30's, has that thick somenglish accent...but an azz as thick as a michelin tire.
Now, i'm sure most of ya'll know newton's 1st law of motion. For those that don't, nigga concludes that "Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it"
Here's were my dilemma arises...how can i go about in being that external force that ultimatley changes the state of uniform motion which is her azz?
shukaansi? broken somali? direct/in-direct approach? saqajanimo/wasaqnimo? professional talk?


