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Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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:lol: :lol:

Jokes aside, this is a serious issue. There is this female co-worker of mine..i'd say in her mid-late 20's/early 30's, has that thick somenglish accent...but an azz as thick as a michelin tire.

Now, i'm sure most of ya'll know newton's 1st law of motion. For those that don't, nigga concludes that "Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it"

Here's were my dilemma arises...how can i go about in being that external force that ultimatley changes the state of uniform motion which is her azz? :mrgreen:

shukaansi? broken somali? direct/in-direct approach? saqajanimo/wasaqnimo? professional talk? :up:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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Put a piece of meat on a stick. Then lure her out. That should make her like you.
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Mixed raced Dumar :up:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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what is exactly your question? and how old are you? :mrgreen:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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lool too bad Helwa isnt around any longer ... she would have commented something funny .lool


anyhoow ... somali women are like any other women .... seduce them with money :|
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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indhaha ku gub hal dhabaxana ku sii daa dee, huuno :clap:

hadaan kuu waramo wadada caasaho ku baro sidaad ila wadi lahey :mrgreen:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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Money is th magic... :lol: :)
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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qoraxeey wrote:
anyhoow ... somali women are like any other women .... seduce them with money :|
whats the price tag on ii dhunko :lol:
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qoraxeey wrote:lool too bad Helwa isnt around any longer ... she would have commented something funny .lool


anyhoow ... somali women are like any other women .... seduce them with money :|
i hear that..but thing is, i'm a young brother in uni working part-time while she is full-time :down:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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Walaashiis wrote:what is exactly your question? and how old are you? :mrgreen:
i'm older than 20 but younger than 25 :mrgreen:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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yunis09 wrote:
qoraxeey wrote:
anyhoow ... somali women are like any other women .... seduce them with money :|
whats the price tag on ii dhunko :lol:

5 million :)
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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qoraxeey wrote:
yunis09 wrote:
qoraxeey wrote:
anyhoow ... somali women are like any other women .... seduce them with money :|
whats the price tag on ii dhunko :lol:

5 million :)
its that all....ima tell the printer in boosaaso...to mint me some fresh gimbaars/ginbaars :mrgreen:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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:lol:
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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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All women are the same......u have to learn something from the player.... :)

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Re: Advice on Seducing Somali Women?

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well, if you are over 20 and cannot handle a woman ehem ''seduce'' her; you better ask your parents to ask around foor a good girl.

but you did not anwers my question :arrow:
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