Full proof plan of marrying a good girl

[JamalAddow]

Basically you join a Somali Dugsi Quran, you start hanging around these little boys 12-16, you ask them questions like about their parents and siblings and specifically sisters, what they like and how old they are.

Then you try and tutor them in their school work, you immerse yourself with the prospective family, and if the daughter is the right age aka young, ripe and clean(16-17) and is a good muslim, you make your move and tell your mum to phone her mum.

If shes the curad, then Bam you've got a wife.

This is my plan for the next year, I'm gonna try n do this to the Xamari/Barawani/Gibil Cad community.

Getting em young is Islamically, morally, culturally right, cuz we're protecting this young girl from falling into mishaps and mistakes, marrying her young is protecting her honour.

If I'm not able to infiltrate the gibil cad community, then the Dhulos are my next target, then I'll ask my mum to find me a nice 16 year old MJ girl.

[Hyperactive]

give a rest man! 16 years bey kaga dektay.

[RoobleAlWaliid]

This dude is obsessed, he reminds me of Grandpakhalif a bit.

[Rambie]

[Libix]

looooooool 16 jiru ku waashay. cajiib!

[Hyperactive]

into 16 years ko hayey meshan, 16 years ki wey weynaden, 20 bey marayan.lol

[Libix]

into 16 years ko hayey meshan, 16 years ki wey weynaden, 20 bey marayan.lol

anaguu bug nagu wada marka filinkiisa wuu qarxay.

[gedo_gurl]

Faraxumaaye alert.....he'll even harass 10 year old kids to get to the 16 year old sister? What a dirty, ugly baboon face. 16 year olds just left school...they'll not be happy with you taking their adolescence. I know a girl who was married off at 16, I went to her wedding and even though we were the same age, our parents treated us differently...her mum saw her as a woman and my mum saw me as a child. I still remember my hooyo saying 'horror waaye' and being upset at the engagement (when she was 15). The girl ran away on her wedding night/salaada subax back to her family and the guy would try and sasab her for months to come back but she never went back. She is happily married to her second husband (same age) and has kids. I'm not letting my daughter go until she's at least 18 and the guy will have to be the same age...I'll raise them both and the grandkids together because even at 18 they don't know what they're doing.

[Hyperactive]

gedogurl, i laughed genially. these days its hard to trust others with your kids, even duqsi teachers.

haweenka iney diinta bartaan o aroorta iney baran quraanka ba fi'an.

[gedo_gurl]

Hyper I never trusted dugsi macalin, only Sheyuukhda! Dugsi macalin is anyone who af carabi akhrisankaro...I even know a few who read Jus Camma out of the kitaab

I agree wallee...I learned the Quran with books in English and Arabic, one was called Ahsan Qaida and I learned how to read and write from that book. My dad gave me cashar every week and I had until Sunday to memorise. No need to send the kids to dugsi where the likes of Jamal might be roaming, just teach them Alif Ba' Ta' , then siday u egyihiin markaa la isku xiro and they'll learn to read in very little time.

[Hyperactive]

women is best teachers, women can teach kids in digsi. my time we had masjid halqaat beside my father and uncle teaching us. it was pretty safe, not any more.

[JamalAddow]

Its only your liberal western ideals that maake you detest marriage at 16. 18 year olds are old enough to move away from the family to study at uni, while 16 year olds arent old enough for marriage.

But it is true that culture has something to do with it, I've noticed Gibil cads tend to get married younger, thats why I'll strike them first.

But I wouldn't mind a 17-18 year Somali girl, but she'll obviously have some extra requirements she needs to fulfill, like a hafidhah.

[Hyperactive]

what qualifications you have, other than you have penis?

bal so qor wah habluhu kugu ra'an.

[gedo_gurl]

women is best teachers, women can teach kids in digsi. my time we had masjid halqaat beside my father and uncle teaching us. it was pretty safe, not any more.

In Somalia women are really taking the place of macalin bisbaas....its very safe.

LOL @ no qualifications besides ceeb. He even called it a 'strike'...Ilaahey ha na xifdiyo, 18 is too old kulahaa.

Jamal...so you would stand in the way of a girl's education? University these days is as compulsory as high school. Either you go to university or you forget having a career.....if you leave her (probably when she hits 30) she'll end up on benefits, as a single mum. Thats why I look out for young girls and advise them to marry in their twenties.

[JamalAddow]

what qualifications you have, other than you have penis?

bal so qor wah habluhu kugu ra'an.

You seem to have so much passion about this topic Sheikh Hyper.

In two years time, when I'm about get married, Insha'Allah I'll have these qualifications:
-learn two riwayat of the quran
-have two degrees
-learn Arabic
-Maybe even Ilm Balaghah

One of my main reasons of finding 16 year old girls is that I know courtship takes long, so if you started to chat to her family at 16, you'll probably seal the deal when she's 18.

@Gedo-gurl

I'm not education at all, I actually wanna help her with her studies, help her through uni, thats what is happening with my friends' sisters.

They got married at 16 to high class, guys with phds, and the girls go uni at the same time.