I Went out clubbin last weekend for the first time evah....you kno celebrating my 19th birthday....
i went to broadst....kinda boring...bare white chicks in mini skirts n white manz with....stripy shirts.....so0o moved to the nxt venue...we saw some somali mans drinken....which didnt shock me.. cuz i seen n heard it before....
BUT WHEN WE WENT TO THIS AFRICAN CLUB....I SWEAR DOWN...THESE GROUP OF SOMALI GURLS WERE THERE WHEN ME N MY GURLS/BOYS CAME IN...THEY WAS WITH THIS 50 YR OLD AFRICAN AQASSSSSSSSSH...HE WAS TOUCHIN ON HER UP N DOWN ALL NIGHT
....ONE OF THE GURLS WAS DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKK LYKE A MUTHERFOCKER....FALLIN ON THE FLOOR WEIRN LIL MINI DRESS...MANS TOUCHIN ON HER....WHEN THEY CLOCKED ON WE WAS THERE....THEY STARTED GIVEN DIRTY LOOKS......SO0O WE WENT TO THEM N SAID LISSEN I KNO UR SOMALI YOU KNO IM SOMALIA SO0O JUST ALLOW THE CRAP..CONTINUE WITH YOUR AWOOW TOUCHIN YOU UP.....
WHEN SHE OPEND HER MOUTH...
HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WAAN SUXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....WAAN DIMAAN GARAAY....SHE SMELLED OF BEEEEEER ...... LIKE SHE BEEN IN THE SUBWAAY SITTEN WITH TRAMPS....BEGGIN FOR LAGER....ACUDUBILAH....
FUNNY THINGS IS THOU..THIS GURL WHO WAS DRUNK...I SEEN HER ON COVENTRY RD... GO MASJID WEIRING THAT BIG HEIJAB THINGS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
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