Somali Liers (and their stories)

[Broccoli]

i've come across a couple of hillarious somali pathological liars. one of those who really stood out was a classmate of mine. we can call him cawke.

- cawke had invented a modification for his DVD so it could store up to 50GB.

- he once received a blowjob in one of those elevators that operate in the underground (metro, subway). now the thing is these elevators are used as mobile toilets so their constantly piss filled. also cawke isnt that goodlooking that a girl would neglect the acid smell of piss and the yellowish wet floors and make some love.

- once he started experimenting with steroids, he said he ate so much bariis that his mother went bankrupt (exakt quote).

- during high school, he was nurturing this fantastical business idea that he occasionally let me and others get to know was 'going to f*ck Samsung and Sony' and make him immensely rich. he had already signed partnership deals with 'a swedish engineer' and would soon land an agreement with a manufactoring company in China. a couple of months later when a friend bought an MP4 device which we talked about in the group, cawkes business oratory disappeared (yea he was obviously thinking he was gonna be first in the world to produce an MP4).

- cawke was on steroids as i told you before but according to him, his balls never shrinked, instead both his balls and d*ck enlarged massively.

[The-Screw]

Liars.

[Executive]

lol I had a similar friend in Sweden, His nick name was Ali Air Africa (cause of his hugh ears).

[paidmonk]

That's why I prefer being around Oromos. They look like Somalis and most speak Somali, yet they don't come with all the baggage. Somalis in general are never genuine, its part of their culture to pull a leg just in order fit in. Most are boring too, so they have to tell 5 or more lies in every conversation just to keep my interest.

No offense, but most here will agree.

[Broccoli]

i find it interesting that more than half of the somali male population over the age of 30 have the title of Dr. or Eng.

[paidmonk]

^ as insanely disturbed as Somalis are, they are easily some of the most educated people per capita in the West, especially the US. Its mainly about trends; Farax #1 gets his PhD and Farax #2, #3, and #98 follow his footsteps. Peer pressure isn't good, but Somalis its more of a blessing.

[mwaura]

That's why I prefer being around Oromos. They look like Somalis and most speak Somali, yet they don't come with all the baggage. Somalis in general are never genuine, its part of their culture to pull a leg just in order fit in. Most are boring too, so they have to tell 5 or more lies in every conversation just to keep my interest.

No offense, but most here will agree.

Clap!/clap!/clap!.Honesty is always best paidmonk.I've noticed that tendency among many waryaas also,but they are also the most honest-the usual Somali way of extremes in all things. I knew one nigga in 92,when he was 18,whose dad was one of the richest(no names please, in Nairobi) while he was doing his PPL. During the entire 6 month period I knew him,he never once said the truth. His bulls hit included:
-being arrested while ivory smuggling in Garissa. At the time the lying muthafcuka would have been 14!!
-surreptitiously giving his girl classmate sex stimulants that nmade her..erm. He didn't claim to actually do anything.
-In 94,when I met him again, he claimed to have received his CPL in America,and was waiting for confirmation with Saudi airlines