Voted best joke of the year in Australia

[Grant]

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

[Gatspy]

I'm guessing it was mostly dudes who voted for this

[American-Suufi]

i thought only greeks, cypriots and saudi men loved their goats.

here is a somali pirate joke.

Barry Bonds is still insisting that it is a lie and he hasnt retired, he says he would like to end his career where it began, playing for the Pirates.... if not in Pittsburgh, then in Somalia.