Essencial TIPS for Women

AMAT-ALLAH · Post by **AMAT-ALLAH** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:13 am

Gabdho, bal dhageysta.....

Since the awake of 9/11,7/7 and post-cartoon release many sisters are complaining that they are recieving verbal/physical abuse. Now, how can we tackle this....well here is my TOP 5 tips to successfully beat the crap out of them. Laughing

NB:React with violence ONLY when necessary (mad garateen Laughing

)

5. (If carrying) Smack your huge Louis Vuitton Bag across their head
4. Stamp on their toe with your sharp heel Laughing

(Cant wait)
3. Bit the nearest thing u see Laughing

2. Gouge their eyes out
1. Knee them in the bullocks

ENJOY MY SISTAARS

Mowhawk · Post by **Mowhawk** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:28 am

[quote="AMAT-ALLAH"]Gabdho, bal dhageysta.....

Since the awake of 9/11,7/7 and post-cartoon release many sisters are complaining that they are recieving verbal/physical abuse. Now, how can we tackle this....well here is my TOP 5 tips to successfully beat the crap out of them. Laughing

NB:React with violence ONLY when necessary (mad garateen Laughing

)
5. (If carrying) Smack your huge Louis Vuitton Bag across their head
4. Stamp on their toe with your sharp heel Laughing

(Cant wait)
3. Bit the nearest thing u see Laughing

2. Gouge their eyes out
1. Knee them in the bullocks
ENJOY MY SISTAARS[/quote]

Being the devil advocate you hate, please read this link:

http://somalinet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=48395

I couldn't help LionHeart, so I thought some of your points above may apply to him too, but can you revamp to make it relevant to some blokes like LionHeart too.

Thanks on behalf of my client. Laughing

LaDy-Qac · Post by **LaDy-Qac** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:38 am

@ AMAT-ALLAH, i like number 1

You know right after 7/7. I was shopping at Tesco's getting the usual (rodhii iyo caano) and this white biaaj starting cussing me out. At first I ignored her but she came running towards me. I was like " it' s on now biaaj" Laughing

. She started to swing her fat arms at me and I kicked her in the guts Mad

. After that she tried to grab my hair but I punched her in the nose Smile

She was too slow anyways and I got kicked out of the store. Luckily this was the first time I have been assaulted physically. Too many sisters have been projected to things that were far more worst.

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:01 am

[quote="LaDy-Qac"]:lol: @ AMAT-ALLAH, i like number 1

You know right after 7/7. I was shopping at Tesco's getting the usual (rodhii iyo caano) and this white biaaj starting cussing me out. At first I ignored her but she came running towards me. I was like " it' s on now biaaj" Laughing

. She started to swing her fat arms at me and I kicked her in the guts Mad

. After that she tried to grab my hair but I punched her in the nose Smile

She was too slow anyways and I got kicked out of the store. Luckily this was the first time I have been assaulted physically. Too many sisters have been projected to things that were far more worst.[/quote]

your hair or hijab ? i Confused

LaDy-Qac · Post by **LaDy-Qac** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:17 am

^ After I kicked her in the guts she moved away from me and I thought she learned her lesson and would go. I was facing the shelves carrying on with shopping. I had my hair in a huge bun tied backwards under my hijab. She obviously spotted that it was my hair so she was aiming to grab it. But she was too slow and I punched her Smile

Post by **The-Screw** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:29 am

booto.com

you know damn well your a.ss will run like there is no 2morrow. you'd out run that jalbiib you have on... Very Happy

LaDy-Qac · Post by **LaDy-Qac** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:36 am

...if it' s a guy then maybe.

Basra, · Post by **Basra,** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:33 am

i will chocke them with my belly and strech marks

AMAT-ALLAH · Post by **AMAT-ALLAH** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:29 pm

@LOOOOL Mowhawk--Your too caring waryaa, like those irratating samaritan workers, who think that there is a ray of hope even at the worst times--DAMMIT MAN SNAP OUT OF IT, the poor geeza is going to die a lonely and intolerable death, dont let him drug you into his depression too, acudbillah Surprised

Back to the nutcracking

LadyQac

Nayaa No1 is for the rough xalimos, thats arent timid or shy enough to crack open a few..................anyhooo you goo my sistaaar
@LOL roodhi iyo canno, dont tell me u were wearing ur fav. diric sheedh Laughing

Nayaa serisouly tho, just a random cussing at of no-where, ala bastaraad, i hope you beat the fried chiken out of her skin nayee Very Happy

Can i give u a personal tip, i found to be letaaal, rigth what you do is, if someone propa fronts u face to face, look at her knee and angle your self and smash ur feet on her knee but make sure u push downwards ok sweety...walahay u can send them to hospital...... Wink

(dont thank me now, only when u recive a letter from asgaartii for GBH) Laughing

Screw
Shat up dhiicis, dont forget im taller than you Laughing

Basra-EMB
Quit the nonsence man,,,,*yawn*

Femme · Post by **Femme** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:41 pm

LMAO

Lord Diplock · Post by **Lord Diplock** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:43 pm

[quote="LaDy-Qac"]:lol: @ AMAT-ALLAH, i like number 1

You know right after 7/7. I was shopping at Tesco's getting the usual (rodhii iyo caano) and this white biaaj starting cussing me out. At first I ignored her but she came running towards me. I was like " it' s on now biaaj" Laughing

. She started to swing her fat arms at me and I kicked her in the guts Mad

. After that she tried to grab my hair but I punched her in the nose Smile

She was too slow anyways and I got kicked out of the store. Luckily this was the first time I have been assaulted physically. Too many sisters have been projected to things that were far more worst.[/quote]

And u havenot been detained and charged by the police? that is a bit odd, u pysically assaulted another women and got away with it. In theory, u ought to have been charged by the police/CPS contrary to Section 47 of Offenses Against The Person Act 1861 and if found guilty, and received a custodial sentense of 6 months Wink

. Well that is the theory of assault of lesser GBH in English Criminal law apparently.

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:43 pm

Nayaa Amat, why smack them with our Louis vuitton bags when we can get out our 9 mm out and model it for the mothaf'ucka? Wink

AMAT-ALLAH · Post by **AMAT-ALLAH** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:48 pm

Focked ab xallimo's like yourself, dont need my advice--mindiidhada bixi and slice 'em up hadii donitiid Laughing

--Less garac's on the street somahaa Wink

Nayee how u girlie?....wilii ninkii waalana gandi, is he still stalking you? Surprised

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:55 pm

Nayaa, I was just giving you a suggestion. It works ayaan kugu idhi! It might save your skinny life!

Naa maya Alxamdulilaah. He never said a word to me walilaahi.. Naa yaa dhalay wuxu? Confused

I dhoon think he's hindi! he's probably a Soomaali oo waliba kuwa cagaha cad, with ilko cas!

sexy-kitten. · Post by **sexy-kitten.** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:12 pm

[quote="Basra,"]i will chocke them with my belly and strech marks

[/quote]

Basra, = Intellex Look at his posts, he has no charm or wits, just slap stick humor that any fat white kid can say. How can we even compare him to the Great EMB?

Shame on you AMAT-ALLAH. May Allah (swt) show you the better light at judging fake ppls nicks sis.

I feel like starting another African American thread today. God those adoons are always on my mind. Wouldnt you say that too San Dheer aka AMAT ALLAH?

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